Chat with iGod
Me:
Why do you hate the Gulf Coast so much?
God:
I do not hate it.
Me:
Is it because of Mardi Gras?
God:
If it is, then I’ll be very surprised.
Me:
I know you hate gay people, but why not San Fransisco then?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I hate gay people but why not San Fransisco.
Me:
No [...]

What do you think an Electrical Engineer does? No one on the outside really knows, do they? No, it’s not all about generating electricity. Here are a few projects I’m working on right now.
Delta Modulator
It’s really fun to tell people that you’re going to the lab to work on your delta modulator. [...]

Today Prof. Goomey told me that my hair kind of made me look like Roger Federer.